About Maybe The Last Time…

Despite my many declarations of being done with True Blood, I admit that I went right ahead and watched it again on Sunday. That, when I don’t do alcohol. Or curse in company. OR go about throwing stuff at the TV.


So Eric stakes Amber, their last hope to find Nu me! Still trying to understand why he didn’t drink her blood though and why both Eric and Pam couldn’t tell there were multiple humans just outside the door :(. Helloooo writers!Thousand year old viking here! Don’t ruin/insult him like this…This is what my fav recon marine Sg Brad Colbert has to say about that.



Poor normal parents Andy and holly are still looking for their missing kids. Violet has a violet mansion, complete with a fuck-room. How lovely!

Which brings us to BILL FLASHBACK#1 ABOUT THE JOYS OF ARRANGED MARRIAGE!! Yeah we are real interested in the subject and cannot contain our excitement.tumblr_mlliljOby41qhrmbao1_250

Followed with sweet Hoyt’s return with another 2-episode wonder blonde that Jason totally wants to get it on with. And yes, Jason’s still into walk-men and can run a vacuum cleaner, when theres ghosts of a past girlfriend to clean.



On with the rest, Dr. Ludwig drives a hummer. Dr. Ludwig finds Bill gross! Oh we all do…Gramps Niall doesn’t like Bill, but appreciates good spaghetti. And he is not above tricking his grandchild to waste her time. That is such a grand-parenty thing to do and about the only part I enjoyed about the episode, apart from the blink and miss Eric sightings. Sookie is whining about some miracle. Meh!

Which brings us to YET ANOTHER BILL FLASHBACK (#3) ON THE MIRACLE OF CHILDBIRTH IN DA COMPTON HOUSE and Bill is says something I can’t recall to his wife!!


Mayor Sam needs to drink to think whether he should leave with his girlfriend and their would be child or stay in Bon Temps and do what he does. Which is hold good for nothing town meetings where people can get together and think bad stuff about Sookie! I should remind you, everything in this show is about Sookie!

Oh yes, and Sarah Nume has gone bonkers and seeing all kinds of shit…

The whole eye/brain sore ends with Sookie duck-flapping her arms and running over to Bill’s for some midnight guilt-trip fire-side nookie with a dying of Hep-V’ed vampire Bill, because I dunno, he was her first and all and needs her good fairy vag one more time before he dies! I tell you, at this point, a good honest shooting’s too good for these two! There has not been one major female protagonist that I’ve hated as much as this one here and the show isn’t even over yet!

So, yeah, we needed this –


But guess what, sometimes brain bleach is not enough…

So I wrote a crack fic. Go on, read it. I bet it’ll make you feel better. I must warn you though. In addition to Bill bashing, I am also going to let it loose on Sookie Stackhouse. The only people who won’t be subjected to ridicule/killing/bashing etc would be Niall and Eric. Sg Brad already read it and is feeling better. Click on his pretty picture below to get to it.



10 thoughts on “About Maybe The Last Time…

    • 😀
      I usually leave the bashing to the others and just comment on their posts. But I could not help myself this time. Glad that you enjoyed it and that together we could find some humor in that show!


      • The glimpses of Eric show is such a fitting name! I just have to see it through to the end. My husband is so mad that we ever started watching. Lol. He hates the show even more than I do. I just found it last summer when we got HBO and I’m almost sorry I did. Almost…the fanfiction makes it worth it. 😀


    • Yes me too. I can’t not watch it now, I am so hooked to the vamps. My husband hates the show with aplomb and never misses a chance to tease me about it! For example, I was drinking a red colored Gatorade in the morning and he said don’t drink it, it might be one of the infected with HEP-V bottles!

      I found it last summer too 🙂 …Then i watched four seasons, got pissed off with the ending of S4, started reading the books in hopes of a better ending, got angrier and you can imagine the rest…

      But yes, this hobby of fanfiction that I picked up was worth every heart ache we have been subjected to…That, and discovering a particular Swedish Norseman!


      • Omg! How could I forget Askars!!! Discovering him last summer makes this deplorable show totally worth it. I will never forget when I looked him up and was like Skarsgard? Omg, husband, he is Stellan Skarsgard’s son!! Wait! Where’s his accent?? And the rest is history… Lol!!


  1. I haven’t read the crack-fic yet, but just your rant & POVs of TB have me laughing so hard I had to comment now! I agree with Sgt. Brad, and I loved Niall, especially with the spaghetti. Be nice to grandparents though. We babysit the little darlings you have or someday will have that will torture you while we sit idly by smiling. And we this freely. OK, onto the story!


      • Oh God, that scene! If I was Anna Pacquin I’d be humiliated for the rest of my professional career for that scene alone!

        I LOVED the crack fic! 🙂


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