So I was thinking…

It’s been really long since I posted something here. I’d like to tell myself that I was completely grossed out from the true-dud end of True Blood and couldn’t write anything worthwhile for a while. But I know thats not completely true.

I can also say that I didn’t get the time to sit still and write something. But you already know that’s another excuse.

I could say I hit the proverbial wall!

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All I can say now, is that I’ll stop looking for excuses and just be regular and responsible about updating my stories in the future. You know, crazy stuff about me not being lazy or unoriginal or disciplined about writing?


Truth is, I am lazy, unoriginal and completely lack discipline. So it’s a small wonder for me when I do come up with something to post (some positive reinforcement from VictoryInTrouble helped). Like this chapter from Heaven and Hell house of pleasures that took an entirely inappropriate amount of time to complete.

That being said, I wish to thank and cheer my favorite ff writers who dish out stories like pancakes on a sunday. I am in complete awe of you guys and can only hope to get there one day, someday.


Sorry I couldn’t help the above gif  :D

So here ya go….The next chapter from Heaven and Hell house of pleasures…I should warn you that it is not completely rosy. But do let me know your thoughts on this piece.


PS: On a completely different note, I just saw this article that they were making Zoolander part 2. Wonder if there’d be Meekus in it again. Although I am sure he pretty much died in the previous movie, but a girl can hope :)…Imagine Alex as the goof Meekus in a green shirt and much too gold hair… :) :)

Have a good one people :)


One Lovely Blog Award

Ok so this was completely out of the blue…The awesome VictoryInTrouble was awesome enough to share this chain post thingy where in we recognize and praise each other :) :)…She was kind enough to mention nominate my blog as a lovely blog, although I have no clue how I managed a mention despite my continued lazy dry no-writing spell. Like I said, VictoryInTrouble is awesome…

Whoever reads this do check out her stories on wordpress/fanfiction. I love all her stories and even the small chit chat in the reviews section…

So here are the rules -

1. You must thank the person who nominated you and include a link to their blog.

2. You must list the rules.

3. You must add 7 facts about yourself.

4. You must nominate 15 other bloggers and comment on one of their posts to let them know they have been nominated.

5. You must display the award logo and follow the blogger who nominated you.











I am also supposed to write seven things about me. So this is that -

1. I am the laziest person I know.

2. I do my best work when I have been (a)ridiculed (b)belittled (c)failed once or twice (d)told that women can’t do something or the other…you get the picture.

3. Sarcasm and books are my best friends.

4. I am pathologically disinclined to carry out orders of any form (You can imagine my difficulties at the workplace)

5. When mad, I go for long walks (which sadly has had no affect on my fat situation)

6. I am a history buff. Can spend hours at/with museums, Renaissance art, ancient Roman/Greek sculptures, Egyptian paintings and glyphs and ancient Indian texts.

7. I love shopping (ha ha how creative!)


Nominating my favorite writers/blogs is tough because there are a lot, but they needed a list and they’ll get one (not in any particular order)…

California Kat –

VictoryInTrouble –

Hisviks –

Kjwrit Fanfiction –

Eys –

Sophie Mist –

Queen of Area Five –

Kittyinaz –

Gyllene –

Magsmacdonald –

EricIzMine –

Eric and Sookie Lovers –

MsBuffy –

MistressJessica1028 –

Dirty Lemons –

I am sure all of you know of these blogs and if not, do go over and have a look…I seriously wanted to add a lot more :(

Until the next time I slash the mirk of stagnation and write something…




About Maybe The Last Time…

Despite my many declarations of being done with True Blood, I admit that I went right ahead and watched it again on Sunday. That, when I don’t do alcohol. Or curse in company. OR go about throwing stuff at the TV.


So Eric stakes Amber, their last hope to find Nu me! Still trying to understand why he didn’t drink her blood though and why both Eric and Pam couldn’t tell there were multiple humans just outside the door :(. Helloooo writers!Thousand year old viking here! Don’t ruin/insult him like this…This is what my fav recon marine Sg Brad Colbert has to say about that.



Poor normal parents Andy and holly are still looking for their missing kids. Violet has a violet mansion, complete with a fuck-room. How lovely!

Which brings us to BILL FLASHBACK#1 ABOUT THE JOYS OF ARRANGED MARRIAGE!! Yeah we are real interested in the subject and cannot contain our excitement.tumblr_mlliljOby41qhrmbao1_250

Followed with sweet Hoyt’s return with another 2-episode wonder blonde that Jason totally wants to get it on with. And yes, Jason’s still into walk-men and can run a vacuum cleaner, when theres ghosts of a past girlfriend to clean.



On with the rest, Dr. Ludwig drives a hummer. Dr. Ludwig finds Bill gross! Oh we all do…Gramps Niall doesn’t like Bill, but appreciates good spaghetti. And he is not above tricking his grandchild to waste her time. That is such a grand-parenty thing to do and about the only part I enjoyed about the episode, apart from the blink and miss Eric sightings. Sookie is whining about some miracle. Meh!

Which brings us to YET ANOTHER BILL FLASHBACK (#3) ON THE MIRACLE OF CHILDBIRTH IN DA COMPTON HOUSE and Bill is says something I can’t recall to his wife!!


Mayor Sam needs to drink to think whether he should leave with his girlfriend and their would be child or stay in Bon Temps and do what he does. Which is hold good for nothing town meetings where people can get together and think bad stuff about Sookie! I should remind you, everything in this show is about Sookie!

Oh yes, and Sarah Nume has gone bonkers and seeing all kinds of shit…

The whole eye/brain sore ends with Sookie duck-flapping her arms and running over to Bill’s for some midnight guilt-trip fire-side nookie with a dying of Hep-V’ed vampire Bill, because I dunno, he was her first and all and needs her good fairy vag one more time before he dies! I tell you, at this point, a good honest shooting’s too good for these two! There has not been one major female protagonist that I’ve hated as much as this one here and the show isn’t even over yet!

So, yeah, we needed this -


But guess what, sometimes brain bleach is not enough…

So I wrote a crack fic. Go on, read it. I bet it’ll make you feel better. I must warn you though. In addition to Bill bashing, I am also going to let it loose on Sookie Stackhouse. The only people who won’t be subjected to ridicule/killing/bashing etc would be Niall and Eric. Sg Brad already read it and is feeling better. Click on his pretty picture below to get to it.


New Chapter for House of Pleasures

First, lets work up some tingles………


There’s no witty remark here to go with the gif. I stuck it here because it’s pretty and I like to look at it. Also it’s Two freakin AM here in California and I am still up because I had to run some middle of the night data scripts for work and my eyes are burning, and Askars is the best eye tonic.

I managed to write another chapter for Heaven and Hell House of Pleasures though and I am posting it. Please excuse me for any mistakes you could find because as I said before, I was doing my work-work on the side. I hope you enjoy. And yes, I have successfully managed to not rant about TB in this one :)

Just for fun, I have added a song with each chapter of this story. The song would be the one that I most listened to while writing that piece.

Click on the pretty picture to get to the chapter…

Plagiarism for Profit

Sakshi Chopra:

This is so apalling. We need to come up with a plan to stop this from happening again.

Originally posted on ficlit78:

To my dearest virtual friends…

I’m so angry right now that I can barely write. Two weeks ago, a reader informed me that an author over in Vampire Diaries had lifted some of my work from Pretty Kitty and rewritten it into their own (horrible) story. I messaged and confronted them, and the work was promptly taken down.

It got me thinking…how often is my work plagiarized? So I Googled a few lines of my stuff, just to see what would come up… and I found something that made me sick.

Someone named Alexandra Anthony is SELLING my work in her own books called The Vampire Destiny series. You can buy them on Amazon and B&N, for fuck’s sake. I’ve written to the author directly through Facebook and told her to delete my work from her stuff before I contact Amazon and B&N, but honestly, the stuff is already out…

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